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This blog is composed almost entirely of dumb jokes. Really dumb ones. Sometimes art, sometimes music.
I'm marlon.

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nsfw posts, few though they may be, will be tagged as "nekkit"...if you want to block them...or see them all.
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Best of ‘Business Baby’

Previously: Small Fact Frog

Omg

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ostolero:

windows 8 is the future and if you disagree, I hit my windows key and become a hundred tiles and I cannot be killed

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human:

lying liar. you’re lying.

Liar. You are lying.

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fuckyeahpaganism:

wood-fires:

There’s been a lot of talk of sigils lately but without any step-by-step guide on how to use them. So I’ve broken this down as simply as a can for those of you who are interested but don’t understand the resources you’ve been given.

The bottom five images are transparent and free to use.

* For Good Health: To my knowledge it doesn’t matter if you keep multiple word sigils separate or over-lapping, so do whatever you have to with the space you have.

Wow yes I’ve been looking for this post forever

FUCK FUCK FUCK I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST COOL MANINGLESS DESIGSN IM DECIPHERING MAUDLIN OF THE WELL ALBUM ART ALL DAY NOW !!!!!!!!

Nvm i cant figure this shit out

love and come are drawn the same way and I think that’s hauntingly beautiful.

secret-knowledge:

Sacred Pattern of Life by Stephen Bower

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johndarnielle:

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jeremymlange:

For the last few years, a group of friends and I have been working to get a free, public concrete skatepark built in Pittsboro, NC. We have raised money through hook and crook, fundraisers of all types, community events, etc. etc. etc. Due to those efforts, the town has given us land, but we have to raise the cash to build the park. Progress has been made.

Tonight, we will hold another fundraiser at the art gallery owned by my wife. 6 months ago, we bought 50 blank skateboards, sent them out to 50 artists, local and national, who were willing to donate their time and skill to help us get this park built. The boards will be auctioned off, with all proceeds going to the park fund. 

As an added bonus, The Mountain Goats, aka John Darnielle (pictured above), will play a short set to help us get people in the door and eyes on the boards. 

All details here

See most of the boards here

I cannot thank John, and all those who have helped us in any way enough for their efforts to see this through. After 25 years skateboarding, it still blows my mind to see what a group of like minded individuals can get done when they put their minds to it. We have always fought for a common goal and even now when skateboarding has grown to proportions beyond belief, those who have made it a true part of their life know that it is only through hard work and community effort that things get done.

Thank you, hope to see you all tonight.

johndarnielle
, you so groovy!

if you’re in the neighborhood come see me play a short and pretty unrehearsed set to night

I oughta be rehearsing right now but I’ve been up since 5 a.m. so guess what I’m going to do, rehearse or nap

this is a quiz

there are right answers on this quiz

see you tonight

you know who else is playing a short and unrehearsed set tonight?

divinedorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

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hiphopfitesback:

Taylor Swift

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deprivedspirit:

grandmasterbooty:

Distressing Video Captures EXACTLY How Cops Treat Black People

I was extremely uncomfortable watching this. What the fuck, this is getting fucking ridiculous.. Why was no one helping him?!

Honest, non rhetorical question, how is somebody supposed to help him? What could they do?

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
I hate porn because the lady never looks like she's enjoying it. If there was porn that was more like real sex with both people having a good time it would be a lot more fun.
theycallmemarlon theycallmemarlon Said:

unclefather:

i want a porn where he slaps my ass with a rubber chicken and all my moans are replaced with the rubber chicken noises. then i will have a good time.

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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