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This blog is composed almost entirely of dumb jokes. Really dumb ones. Sometimes art, sometimes music.
I'm marlon.

Fandoms include: People,
humor,
arts,
food,
and butts.
in that order.

nsfw posts, few though they may be, will be tagged as "nekkit"...if you want to block them...or see them all.
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Better Than Me

the average progression of thought

missus-ruin:

There are some things about Paprika’s design that need to be animated.

(via werewolf1992)

miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

(via genevaface)

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

(via baby-snails)

(via kvazyir)

unclefather:

What is ntcu

perchu:

im alive but only ironically

(via genevaface)

aw that sucks :(
me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

(via hannahmalcrackers)

  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

thelovewhisperer:

Here are 6 Tumblr shortcut keys that let you scroll, reblog, like, and queue your posts without using your mouse or touchpad on your Mac or PC faster and easier using only these keyboard hotkeys:

Quickly scroll, like and view notes on your Dashboard:

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Keys J, K, L…

sylvehun:

holy shit

(via toasterssupertasty)

beautifulblacksheep:

williams-sonoma:

Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset

(via unclefather)