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This blog is composed almost entirely of dumb jokes. Really dumb ones. Sometimes art, sometimes music.
I'm marlon.

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Better Than Me

So last night, this girl told me to write her a song.

Lucky (or unlucky) for her, I’m 80% done writing this thing

x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

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gothpornstar:

weloveshortvideos:

When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

Vine by MeechOnMars

DAMN SON TOO REAL

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21,030 plays

werewolf1992:

this sounds like pharmakon

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

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wicked-youth:

Me right now

wicked-youth:

Me right now

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queen-of-bliss:

queen-of-bliss:

forsciencejohn:

pwopermaizito:

thechosenone305:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

image

-Hello? Mom?

-No. This is Darren Criss. 

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“Hey, sis! What’s up?
“Sis? This is Benedict.”

“Mom, can you pick me up?”

“Mom? It’s Misha.”

“Dad, where are you?”

“Ehehehehehhe”

notice how all the people we’re hypothetically trying to reach are family members because we don’t actually have friends to call

Reblogging because of the accuracy of that comment ^

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/11/25/my-man-jeremy

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revert-toreality:

blazingkhan:

captain-majed:

هههههههههههه

I’m deleting

😂

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self-proclaimed irredeemable killers love felicity smoak.

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unclefather:

my nudes leaked too

carrioncassette:

The flyer game is different.

why is it impossible to find sheet music of the johnny quest theme