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This blog is composed almost entirely of dumb jokes. Really dumb ones. Sometimes art, sometimes music.
I'm marlon.

Fandoms include: People,
humor,
arts,
food,
and butts.
in that order.

preferred pronouns: he/him/you/me/I/y'all/muhfucka/this nigga/that sexmachine

nsfw posts, few though they may be, will be tagged as "nekkit"...if you want to block them...or see them all.
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johndarnielle:

mailorderapocrypha:

PSI-SENSITIVE TRAINING IN DEPTH MEDIUMSHIP DEVELOPMENT (1984)

respect to the Bull City and its strong psychic powers!

that’s like saying a person doesn’t need to get on a bus

(via unclefather)

I’ve been trying for a long time to write a facebook status funny enough for Zack Daniel to click like.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
I thought the joke would be that Big Bird had a human inside of him since Big Bird is just a costume and is not a real living bird
theycallmemarlon theycallmemarlon Said:

iguanamouth:

what the fuck you mean big birds not a real bird

iguanamouth:

apparently big bird isnt a real bird and has been a person in a costume this whole time. this brings into the question the authenticity of all other birds. are some of them also filled with tiny humans. do any birds actually exist

toasterssupertasty:

nearly-headless-horseman:

itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

can-ti:

wtf is this thing?
it doesn’t even have joysticks..
do you even rumble??!?
pathetic

looks like we got ourselves a youngsterimage

*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself

*Michael J Fox voice* Speak for yourself.

dangerhamster:

virgothepoet:

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

so not only did he smash the patriarchy but he also smashed the pussy

living the dream

(via hurricanemaria)

(via rneerkat)

iguanamouth:

anyway howd he get in there

I hate you

drunkadrian:

for the people

(via werewolf1992)

mexicofifa:

My kink is everybody being nice to me and paying attention to me as well

(via macklemoms)