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This blog is composed almost entirely of dumb jokes. Really dumb ones. Sometimes art, sometimes music.
I'm marlon.

Fandoms include: People,
humor,
arts,
food,
and butts.
in that order.

preferred pronouns: he/him/you/me/I/y'all/muhfucka/this nigga/that sexmachine

nsfw posts, few though they may be, will be tagged as "nekkit"...if you want to block them...or see them all.
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Better Than Me

gerwoman:

i get so stressed out watching my parents use a computer

(via toasterssupertasty)

dnyjsoudlouhe:

Went on a picnic today and decided it was a good time to balance my Czech book

(via iguanamouth)

tastefullyoffensive:

How Peaches are Sold in China [full story at rocketnews]

(via werewolf1992)

lehroi:

im an art blog

lehroi:

im an art blog

(via werewolf1992)

  • january: post halloween candy hangover
  • feburuary: couples halloween
  • march: almost halloween
  • april: almost halloween
  • may: almost halloween
  • june: almost halloween
  • july: almost halloween
  • august: almost halloween
  • september: basically halloween
  • october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
  • november: still halloween
  • december: halloween for jesus
gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive


never give up on your dreams

gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive

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never give up on your dreams

(via werewolf1992)

pixiecasey:

glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:
  • stay hydrated
  • be elusive
  • avoid a harsh flash
  • try to get plenty of exercise
  • play hard to get
  • be aware of lighting
  • elongate the neck
  • eat plenty of fish
  • grow old gracefully
  • keep an air of mystery
  • a true lady reveals nothing

(via iguanamouth)

benjaminography:

Bart gets a new tattoo.

(via werewolf1992)

zuperblog:

Pokemon Sculptures by Cg-Sammu

(via iguanamouth)

lunablivion:

Can anyone else not wait until Fall so they can return to dressing in clothes that they actually like?

(via nopantsdancer)

music-geek-fandom-freak:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

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Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

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how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE

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