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This blog is composed almost entirely of dumb jokes. Really dumb ones. Sometimes art, sometimes music.
I'm marlon.

Fandoms include: People,
humor,
arts,
food,
and butts.
in that order.

preferred pronouns: he/him/you/me/I/y'all/muhfucka/this nigga/that sexmachine

nsfw posts, few though they may be, will be tagged as "nekkit"...if you want to block them...or see them all.
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Better Than Me

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

(via rneerkat)

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

thanks mom

(via hannahmalcrackers)

ivebeengonealldayandimissmycat

drowninginmysepulchre:

communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

image

(via agntmuldor)

(via thalassiq)

itmehim:

cheaboyyy:

LOLOL itmehim check it

Yo, that leagues players life ends after high school, that dota player he’s shoving in the locker has a 177 i.q. going to graduate top of his class, fuck some model bitch and makin 8 figures a year. Mean while LoL homeboy goes home every night after his shit job to his fat and ugly wife and cries while masturbating on the toilet while remembering the “good years”. TL:DR  League player are as delusional as the letterman jacket homeboy.10 mil @ TI get owned.

Let’s be honest hereI know a lot of people who were nerds in high school and still ain’t shit.
pretty much all of them play MOBAs

itmehim:

cheaboyyy:

LOLOL itmehim check it

Yo, that leagues players life ends after high school, that dota player he’s shoving in the locker has a 177 i.q. going to graduate top of his class, fuck some model bitch and makin 8 figures a year. Mean while LoL homeboy goes home every night after his shit job to his fat and ugly wife and cries while masturbating on the toilet while remembering the “good years”. TL:DR  League player are as delusional as the letterman jacket homeboy.10 mil @ TI get owned.

Let’s be honest hereI know a lot of people who were nerds in high school and still ain’t shit.

pretty much all of them play MOBAs

so-i-t-goes:

so-i-t-goes:

girilla-warfare:

IM STILL FUCKING CRYING OVER THIS VINE

IS THIS THE COM ARTS BUILDING AT MSU?!?

Update: it is.
That building is my second home.

(via agntmuldor)

burndownthekitchen:

theycallmemarlon:

I can’t be the only one who remembers this

when i was on tour this whole album was on repeat almost the entire time. thanks ricky.

I am now VERY interested in your band.

kids come up and talk to me at the park and I’m just like

"STRANGER DANGER, I NEED AN ADULT WHERE’S YOUR PARENTS?"

turns out the answer was constant eye contact.