May 2013
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i-o-u-an-assbutt:
iamaproudsuperwholockian:
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APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are...
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150 reblogs in an hour is kind of a lot.
it’s okay to just hit the like button.
or, like spread that stuff out.
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If anyone in any way implies there’s something wrong with laughter or being laughed at, I want you to punch them in the ear as hard as you can.
and then laugh.
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Come To Australia - You Might Accidentally Get...
drhoz:
And, famously, most of the Australian countryside is made of explodium.
The eucalypts that feature so prominently are practically dripping with highly flammable oils. There’s even a myth that koalas will explode if they get too close to campfires. The trees certainly will.
In fact, as an approaching bushfire bakes the forest in front of it, you can get a horribly volatile mix of...
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els3n:
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
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nerdfighter13812:
ohanameansfandom:
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
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Come To Australia - You Might Accidentally Get...
drhoz:
Six installments in and we finally get to the actual fauna (the koala earlier notwithstanding). Australia is famous for its wildlife, and our wildlife is famously horrible. Take the kangaroo, for example - cute bouncy herbivores with boxing talent, and the ability to lean back on their tail and rake your abdomen open with their scrotum-tearing claws.
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It's my greatest sorrow is that there aren't more...
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opulate:
how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”
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becsable:
One time in high school this guy wrote me a nine page poem about how beautiful my green eyes and black hair are and wanted to know why I didn’t care too much.
I have grey eyes and brown hair and he was pretty much stalking me.
HE CLEARLY WASN’T DOING A GOOD JOB IF HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE!
Jeez, this guy
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whimsicalspecks:
[[AGGRESSIVELY PLAYS THE BBC SHERLOCK THEME ON THE PIANO WITH AN OPEN WINDOW AS A MATING CALL]]
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butterpopsicle:
I’m going to have to ask you to pop lock and drop the attitude, young lady.
calibornsbottombitch:
candymandie:
calibornsbottombitch:
im gonna eat this entire bag of potatos
you mean potato chips right
only god can judge me
God says you spelled potatoes wrong.
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SparkLife» 100 Ways to Flirt With Guys →
100. Giggle.
99. Giggle and lick your lips.
98. Giggle, lick your lips, and then rub your belly all over.
97. Say things like, “Wow…you’re really strong and good,” and, “Sometimes I wish I was your shirt so I could hug you all day. Your shirt is so lucky. [sigh]”
96. Flirt by playing with your hair. (Games like Tic-Tac-Toe are easy as the hair can quickly be formed into X’s and...
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I hate being in plays.
[[MORE]]Because, first of all they’re hard work.
Then they take up ALL your time that can be spent on tumblr or staring at the ceiling of your bedroom seeing meaningless shapes in the paint you won’t find again.
Then you learn lines. And not just yours, you end up learning everyone’s to the point where you’ll find yourself in the company of people who have nothing to do...
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I pretty much would bang any broad with bangs in a...
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[[MORE]]There are times when you want to discuss the nuances of a joke
or maybe there’s some subtlety you dont think most people will see.
But then you remember.
There’s nothing more obnoxious than the nigga who explains the joke.
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blackthorngym:
I love all the generations of Pokemon, except rap and country
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sucysucyfivedolla:
blainethebowtie:
antisociallysplendid:
memyselfandhate:
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
again?
Then how come penises don’t get hurt?! I’m confused?
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internet-slang:
BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
heck
heckaroo
frick frop
nincompoop
heckle deckle
diddly darn
pokémon
zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
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Reblog if you love how Draco Malfoy says "Potter."
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HAPPY 23RD BIRTHDAY SHANNON YOU MAGNIFICENT...
1ts-kind-of-a-funny-story:
korino21:
1ts-kind-of-a-funny-story:
fatale-distraction:
korino21:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FOXY BASTARD
HAPPY……
Birth…….YOU JUST LOST THE FUCKING GAME BASTARD
TO LATE! I ALREADY pulled that one on her! Hah!
Who cares as long as she continuously loses the game all day long
Like now
For some reason, my first thought was “Shannon has a...
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