This blog is composed almost entirely of dumb jokes. Really dumb ones. Sometimes art, sometimes music. I’m Marlon.Tumblr (3.0; @theycallmemarlon)http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6450b31c36ffe39cf7409f8cc5910968/tumblr_mo5hefcbvf1qhbwtbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>same</p>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53347848951http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53347848951Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:04:25 -0700buttsgpoy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a331e77e1a2dd1b50eac67cd516e894c/tumblr_mockenFkl91radyzqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>i am safe and ready for the sex</span></p> </blockquote>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53347016828http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53347016828Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:37:32 -0700GPOYprotected by fat jesus<p>i would murder someone for nachos right now</p>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53346208001http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53346208001Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:12:54 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l87gB96v1qcd5uho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53345208385http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53345208385Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:44:24 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8caf7d370040d7cce2e10d959c017ae/tumblr_moigu24IHZ1rckw3lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://circuitfry.tumblr.com/post/53156200114/talesof4chan-please-drink-a-verification-can">circuitfry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://talesof4chan.tumblr.com/post/53153386195/please-drink-a-verification-can">talesof4chan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Please drink a verification can.</p> </blockquote> <p>hilarious and sad</p> </blockquote>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53338762204http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53338762204Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:26:23 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fdf1e77f91ea636f53a509561485aced/tumblr_mgvwyzxAQT1qjj2tuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nouwattof.tumblr.com/post/41087476681/anarchy">nouwattof</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Anarchy!</p> </blockquote>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53338358427http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53338358427Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:19:00 -0700first world anarchyis lowkey my favorite tag<p><a href="http://iguanamouth.tumblr.com/post/53335919577/new-dance-club-called-moth-is-completely-empty" class="tumblr_blog">iguanamouth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music</p></blockquote>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53337544424http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53337544424Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:05:21 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZApBgNQgKPU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://firelordleo.tumblr.com/post/53306201032/bluewindgetssosad-this-video-is-for-everyone">firelordleo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluewindgetssosad.tumblr.com/post/53234617590/this-video-is-for-everyone-from-usa-and-all-over">bluewindgetssosad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>This video is for EVERYONE from USA and all over the world!</span></p> <p>Support Brazil!</p> <p><strong>Don’t</strong> come to the World Cup!</p> </blockquote> <p>Everyone, please share this video. The world needs to know what’s going on in Brazil. Please support Brazil.</p> </blockquote>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53337437856http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53337437856Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:03:00 -0700girlsandbuttsthis is me pretending to be a noble person who's aware of global issuesthis is me pretending I didn't just watch the video because I was too lazy to read about braziland there's a really cute girl in the videoThis is me pretending I had the means and interest in soccer to go to the world cupbut out of the goodness of my heart chose not toFOR AWARENESSI'm making myself feel good about not spending money I don't haveThis is me masking the overbearing fear that I'll never be able to fix anythingand never make life better for anyone elseand it's because I'm too much of a lazy coward to take any of the real actions necessary to make a differencethis is me pretending I'm not disgusted with the entire subculture of people like mewho pretends to be content with this clicking reblog version of activismwho relax and pat ourselves on the backs in between porn gifs and pictures of catswho don't really do anythingbecause honestlyI don't even know what there really is to doI don't know how one person can go about fixing the worldand no matter how much I don't want to believe itsometimes I'm not sure if everything's not hopeless.I'm sorry for these tagstl;drwordspretty lightsbrazilholden caulfield hates mebecause I'm a phony<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8aa581bb4081b3a073f6b72e0afa22e4/tumblr_momdf15RPN1rl7geyo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/172beb3a19ad65a2ef4a1cc89ec101d7/tumblr_momdf15RPN1rl7geyo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a8f8688ac97b2b8705ec4a1976b89f36/tumblr_momdf15RPN1rl7geyo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53336432535http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53336432535Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:47:05 -0700first world anarchy<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZaKxLJLj19E?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princessjanecrocker.tumblr.com/post/53309579605">princessjanecrocker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kris0ten.tumblr.com/post/53300234635/thearetical-death-buy-lemonade-too-cute">kris0ten</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peeking.in/post/53141822842/death-buy-lemonade">thearetical</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Death Buy Lemonade</p> </blockquote> <p>too cute</p> </blockquote> <p>Am i the only one who saw that coming?</p> </blockquote>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53333268214http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53333268214Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:58:14 -0700<p><a href="http://becsable.tumblr.com/post/53332432957/the-reason-i-choose-tumblr-over-facebook-is" class="tumblr_blog">becsable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The reason I choose tumblr over Facebook is because on facebook if I comment “this speaks to me on a personal level” on a picture of a deep dish pizza, I get asked if I am from Chicago…..</p></blockquote>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53332549206http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53332549206Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:47:06 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/090c009271cace737840f403668a779a/tumblr_moktabQkj01qzb9hgo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45a2f75291d0a96a0468107895f0223a/tumblr_moktabQkj01qzb9hgo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yepperoni.tumblr.com/post/53261147030">yepperoni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>today was a weird day 4 science </p> </blockquote>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53332136375http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53332136375Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:40:56 -0700NOW TELL ME YOU'RE NOT A FAN OF OBAMACAKE NIGGACAKEcakesexual<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MQ5ziNOtoMU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefancyphillip.tumblr.com/post/31163563410/mystsaphyr-snerpahsnerr-2olluxii2liife">thefancyphillip</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mystsaphyr.tumblr.com/post/31162156277/snerpahsnerr-2olluxii2liife-peterbec-a">mystsaphyr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snerpahsnerr.tumblr.com/post/29674753308/2olluxii2liife-peterbec-a-woman-discovers">snerpahsnerr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://2olluxii2liife.tumblr.com/post/26919205706/peterbec-a-woman-discovers-her-boyfriends">2olluxii2liife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peterbec.tumblr.com/post/26812213316/a-woman-discovers-her-boyfriends-terrible-laundry">peterbec</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret</p> </blockquote> <p><em>i</em></p> <p><em>wasn’t expecting that</em></p> </blockquote> <p><em>IT’S BACK.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>IT’S BACK IT’S BACK</p> <p>BEST EVER</p> </blockquote> <p>I’M SO DONE</p> </blockquote>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53331734279http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53331734279Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:35:03 -0700pretty lightswowblogging from the hospital<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iguanamouth.tumblr.com/post/53331020502/seriously-though-the-kid-im-babysitting-called">iguanamouth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>seriously though the kid im babysitting called himself a brony today and the words “only boys can be bronys” came out of his six year old dirt eating mouth this kid has the potential to grow up and be a influential political leader and maybe the president and im gonna be 60 years old and see his smug fuckin face on tv and remember the day he told me he was addicted to rainbow dash</p> </blockquote>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53331516958http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53331516958Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:31:58 -0700broniesonly boys can be bronieswords<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d78206af10d1b8c4dba11537f1de88e6/tumblr_mnhaymieyv1qbaz6bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dannygayhealani.tumblr.com/post/53142958313/betty-cooper-tried-pot-once-and-now-shes-gay">dannygayhealani</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>betty cooper tried pot once and now she’s gay</p> </blockquote>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53331262761http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53331262761Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:28:18 -0700living the dream<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2f3c3ffa22e2fca0afc043ef37ec969/tumblr_moklgtTzvN1qj8szio1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d527f6793c34935532a31518afc60e1/tumblr_moklgtTzvN1qj8szio3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/26117621d0153fe441c19e2f8ea63bad/tumblr_moklgtTzvN1qj8szio4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53329177923http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53329177923Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:58:27 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv4kwsNReK1qdxsr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53292808658http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53292808658Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:34:33 -0700I love frida kahloand her mustachequotes<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de87b9ffa1a5dd8a07dd5a3a5bb0edfe/tumblr_mod7llJme11rbpixuo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5bace6b067bdf7111b25feffcff59aa1/tumblr_mod7llJme11rbpixuo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://navajobuffalo.tumblr.com/post/53274915949/redshoulderedblackbirds-owlberta">navajobuffalo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://redshoulderedblackbirds.tumblr.com/post/53274597673/owlberta-wealthisamindset-billblackford">redshoulderedblackbirds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://owlberta.tumblr.com/post/53269205389/wealthisamindset-billblackford-stay">owlberta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wealthisamindset.tumblr.com/post/53205124072/billblackford-stay-classy-i-want-to-learn">wealthisamindset</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://billblackford.tumblr.com/post/52923148347/stay-classy">billblackford</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Stay classy.</p> </blockquote> <p>I want to learn this one.</p> </blockquote> <p>Well those are sexy.</p> <p>How can a know be sexy? Dunno, just is. </p> </blockquote> <p>Rebagelling for <strong>pokemon-pit</strong> so he can suave it up in le office!</p> </blockquote> <p>I know these! :D</p> </blockquote> <p>I actually shed a tear looking at this.</p> <p>It’s just. There’s a degree of artistry I never thought possible with a tie.</p> <p>and it’s so beautiful.</p>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53292728481http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53292728481Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:33:22 -0700tiesi need a momentbeautifulI need this in my life<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b9dfc7bc1c563d8c890f2546a4acb32/tumblr_mjtzqcoG6K1qzcdbeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kool-aid-jammers.tumblr.com/post/45938959572/in-all-my-years-of-reblogging-shit-this-has-got">kool-aid-jammers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In all my years of reblogging shit, this has got to be the best picture to grace the page of tumblr. I don’t know why but this picture makes me very emotional.</p> </blockquote>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53292591016http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53292591016Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:31:23 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f03e200b46050c3fef0914c1fda08f5/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d22a713d43c088fb8f6047ea3518a376/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0732ae22ca2ca526581c8baa18d733bb/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60ea94947965a80d2a0cea41951e71b2/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/03afae5dad4f62dbe042fc4019255110/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99a507c7eef0f2ecfe1b900787f97452/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3c9cc573bd5e4e3d553b250421b71c4/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1888702c6f8455535cb46af22c7b039a/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e1e6c06df3df95b86e21af220ba1b2e/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aimlessscribbles.tumblr.com/post/52784525002/im-not-sure-what-i-just-witnessed-but-i-enjoyed">aimlessscribbles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m not sure what I just witnessed, but I enjoyed it.</p> </blockquote>http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53292470165http://theycallmemarlon.tumblr.com/post/53292470165Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:29:38 -0700GPOYme stealing your girl